Flu Season

We have arrived at that time of year when many, many people are asking, “What exactly was that flu shot supposed to do for us?”

Every other person on the planet seems to be hacking, sneezing, and generally feeling miserable.  Healthy folks feel like they’re trapped in an episode of the Walking Dead, the inflicted easy to spot-  poor souls with watery eyes, runny noses and a haunted look about them as they shuffle through their day.

Knowing that their super powers can only hold out for so long, the healthy take drastic steps to survive:  Awkward fist bumps instead of handshakes, surgical masks with smiley faces printed on them, hand sanitizer dispensers the size of a gallon of milk.  Fistfuls of vitamins gobbled like m&m’s because just one slip-up is all it takes to become another victim, another flu zombie.

There is hope out there.  Yes, a new flu prevention method that appears to hold a great deal of promise.  Recently, an excited and amazingly healthy-looking family closed on their brand new Bickimer home.  Asked what their secret was, Mrs. Homebuyer smiled shyly and explained that they too were dangerously close to succumbing to the flu virus, only to discover Bickimer Homes.

It seems Bickimer Homes had proved to be the perfect antidote.  The staff was helpful and friendly, the designs and décor innovative, and the quality of construction impeccable.  Quite frankly, Mrs. Homeowner concluded, their family hadn’t felt this good in years.

Will buying a Bickimer Home prove to be more effective than that flu shot you got?  It’s probably too early to come to any definitive conclusions.  More testing will definitely be required.

Say, why don’t you give Bickimer Homes a try?  You’d be possibly contributing to medical advancement while at the same time feeling as good as you have in a very long time.

Bickimer Homes, recommended by doctors everywhere since 1982.

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